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#10858

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Sept. 21, 2022, 9:24 a.m.

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Klees: Isn’t “I’m a trusted adult” what a groomer would say?

#10857

37

Sept. 21, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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// Innovation period Tinsley: There is something good about spirit week this year. Tinsley: It’s only 4 days!

#10856

810

Sept. 21, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Chikara: Burnell? More like burn in hell!

#10855

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Sept. 20, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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Kirk: My friend recently moved to Alaska to become a fish cop.

He stops people from illegally importing fish from Japan

analysis1b, kirk

#10854

88

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, september 20 "I thought I had psychologically locked you into those [formerly assigned] seats, but it seems that you are freethinkers who are not bound by my conventions." "Acronyms are not real English; acronyms are made up by people and groups to confuse outsiders." "If you are one of the 1%-ers, you're doing pretty okay, as you have been for all of history." "If you died, it's pretty much a negative. Let's go on the record as having said that." "[Having the surname Miller in Britain would] be like if, in America, you had the surname 'Landlord'. 'Hi, I'm John Landlord.' 'Oh, ew, no, don't want to associate with that guy.'" "If you want people to think that you've read some 15th-century Italian literature, go get a copy of the Decameron. People will think it's so refined, but really, it's a cracking-good story." "Who here has heard of William Shakespeare?" "Oh, that Da Vinci. He lived by a certain code. ... [class unamused] I guess that book was from a while ago." "The Hundred Years' War. I believe it was actually 116 years, but hey, who's counting?" "In America, you may be familiar with a certain hand gesture, in which one extends the back of their hand, and extends the middle digit, and leaves the other fingers curled back. It is sometimes accompanied by a particular two-word epithet." "Sometimes, in history, I have no idea whether a story is a true or false, but doggonit, I like that story, and I'm gonna tell it." "I know the best way to pick volunteers ... pick the first person who is smiling!"

#2: AaMubPaGtCO, #8: a book exists titled "The Da Vinci Code", #11: about why a backwards V gesture is rude in Britain

world, bramble

#10853

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:36 p.m.

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Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.

#10852

1111

Sept. 20, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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// Resonance hybrids Hart: Unicorns don’t exist. Hart: Dragons don’t exist. Hart: Rhinos won’t exist for long…

#10851

88

Sept. 20, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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O’Donovan: If anyone comes in and asks where I am, say that I am under the table hiding!

#10850

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 11:54 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!

#10849

77

Sept. 20, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Moose: the british you son of a bitch