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#10848

1111

Sept. 20, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Moose: I could choose to stab you in the throat with your pen but instead I'm gonna give you a hug

// mod note: moose has a long track record of saying very out of pocket things such as this

moose

#10847

79

Sept. 20, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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//Talking about Buddhism Burnell: WHAT IS BUDDHA LOOK AT THE PICTURE Burnell: man you non-binary kids crack me up, Buddha is neither a boy or a girl

#10846

1919

Sept. 20, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Smolen: Don’t tell me you guys are magnet kids who do nothing but homework during the weekend.

#10845

1919

Sept. 20, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Kirk: So now the fungus on your leg is 280 pounds. But that’s great, because you’re walking around and getting a whole leg workout for prom. Nicole: Well, it’s only one of your legs. Solomon: That’s why leg day is singular.

#10844

55

Sept. 20, 2022, 8:05 a.m.

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Burnell: Peppered into all of that stuff is the Renaissance and the Black Death. Burnell: Yayyyyyy!

#10843

210

Sept. 19, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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// Andy was bouncing off the walls in pchem O'Donovan: Andy, what did you have for breakfast?

#10842

99

Sept. 19, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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Schwartz: I asked some students to figure out why [a method of deriving the equation of a plane] works and tell me. Which they did. It was great. Schwartz: They explained it in 3-4 different ways, including one of them who described it with Hilbert's Nullstellensatz. Which is ridiculous. Schwartz: I'm not going to explain it that way, because I don't understand it myself without looking up the details of the Nullstellensatz.

#10841

66

Sept. 19, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: So now we have, fool's gold, gold, and hkeelhaul!

Many years ago some student said "keelhaul" when Schwartz asked for a word that starts with an h

schwartz, analysis2

#10840

1313

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, september 19 "It be the Day of Talkin' Like a Pirate!" "The best years be the years when Back to School Night be fallin' on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and your parents'll be much amused by the talkin' o' yer cap'n." "I don't know why Shakespeare gets into my Pirate." "Which we recognise as a symbol on our map! Whether it be MA or T(A), it point to the same treasure!" "I see some disagreement! I see some mutiny among the crew!" "We are pirates, and we care not about upstanding, positive values of k! For if k lies below the waves, it be breakin' our rules." "But I recall, from my youth, as a mere cabin-boy, that this y = mx + b, adding a constant, be a linear function!" "And here we see the true grain of the wood beneath us, and not the grime which covers it!" "As I aim the cannons everywhere I can aim them, I can hit every part of the ship we be aimin' to hit. Nothing is out of the range of my cannons." "You will find [your homework] in a folder the color of the sky and sea in the aft of the ship!" "Any questions about the running and management of the vessel?" "What kind of pirates ye be, taking on extra work ye ought not to do?" "That be work for landlubbers, not for honest pirates like you!" "One could be drawing the timbers that form the hull of our vessel!" "We see that z could be above the waves or down in the depths with Davy Jones!" "This is really an exercise in not talking myself in a corner."

#10839

2222

Sept. 19, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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//Schafer visits Kirk Pd. 7 on talk like a pirate day Schafer: What be a pirate's favorite element? Kirk: ARRRR-GON! Schafer: NO!!! Schafer: It's gold!