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#10597
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⚐ ReportKatz: Right, Michael? Michael W: What? Katz: You're a carbon-based life form! Michael W: Yeah... Wait, what am I agreeing to?
#10596
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⚐ Report// CalcRNE Street: So good to see you Mr. Schwartz. Street: Who are the other termites in my room?
#10595
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⚐ Report(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)
#10594
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⚐ Report//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned
#10592
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.
#10589
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⚐ Report//SRP pd.3 peer-edits bosse: ooh wait this isn't a terrible class bosse: oh I was looking at the wrong class . bosse: ...eugh yeah *grimace*
#10588
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⚐ ReportRose: I want someone to put a cookie in my hand within like a minute, what are the chances of this happening