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#10597

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May 23, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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Katz: Right, Michael? Michael W: What? Katz: You're a carbon-based life form! Michael W: Yeah... Wait, what am I agreeing to?

#10596

1616

May 23, 2022, 7:53 a.m.

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// CalcRNE Street: So good to see you Mr. Schwartz. Street: Who are the other termites in my room?

#10595

1616

May 19, 2022, 10:59 p.m.

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(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)

#10594

1616

May 19, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned

#10593

1010

May 19, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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“DO YOUR WORK! Oh, you turned it in? WATCH BASEBALL!” -Mr Stein

#10592

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May 19, 2022, 12:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I guess bells aren't ringing today *Bell ring immediately after he said that* Schwartz: I guess bells are ringing today.

#10591

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May 19, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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River: Self loathing is the national sport of Montgomery Blair High School

#10590

1616

May 19, 2022, 12:39 p.m.

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Molemo: We’re not using this disappointment. Amanda: Then can I stab it?

#10589

1111

May 19, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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//SRP pd.3 peer-edits bosse: ooh wait this isn't a terrible class bosse: oh I was looking at the wrong class . bosse: ...eugh yeah *grimace*

definitely staying on top of things and turning in assignments on time

bosse

#10588

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May 19, 2022, 12:06 p.m.

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Rose: I want someone to put a cookie in my hand within like a minute, what are the chances of this happening