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⚐ Report//Sysops meeting Hammond (in exaggerated elderly voice): In my day, we had to walk uphill two ways to school in the snow! Katz: Not uphill three ways? Hammond (same voice): We didn't have three directions back then! We lived in two-dimensional space, and we liked it! Hammond: It was enough for me, so it's enough for you!
#10504
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⚐ Report//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!
#10501
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⚐ Report> Hinkle talking about AP tests Do you think I care about grades now? *pause* HELL no
#10500
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.
#10497
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⚐ ReportAlex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?
#10496
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⚐ Report//Schwartz about to call on student, who appears to be asleep Schwartz: Also asleep ... *looks around on the floor* I need something to throw. *looks back at student* Oh, you're awake.