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#10337

1414

March 23, 2022, 5:35 p.m.

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Andy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?

#10336

1414

March 23, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Kaluta: You might learn something new today, despite my best efforts.

#10335

1010

March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.

#10334

111

March 23, 2022, 3:25 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote, Jackie is preparing for AP Chinese Julia: Jackie you're gonna fail, you're mixing English, Spanish, and Chinese!

#10333

020

March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!

#10332

1111

March 23, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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Armand: I know that it'll be a waste of taxpayer money, but get this: it's going to be funny.

#10331

1616

March 22, 2022, 11:56 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote, video-Sahu is talking about Harvard Sahu: I mean, it's not exactly free. They just want $200,000 and my firstborn child. Sahu: But, I mean, if you think about it, that's such a great deal!

#10330

1919

March 22, 2022, 11:49 p.m.

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// Video from 10 years ago Sahu: Hello class, welcome to entomology 101. Sahu: Here's the deal, education is stupid! This whole system is flawed man! It's all a bunch of crap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpR-UiNFe6o //mod note: my favorite part is "65 cent?! So expensive!!" when bags of mostly-air are 2x that price 10 years later

vikash, entomology, sahu

#10329

1212

March 22, 2022, 5:49 p.m.

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//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10328

1313

March 22, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//a student served cake (for L'Hôpital project) to the class Stephen: I didn't get a utensil, and I got it in a cup. Schwartz: Drink it!