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⚐ ReportAndy: I've gotten the captains of so many clubs to come lift with me. Ace: He's Weightlifting Jesus. Caleb: We must spread the gospel of Weightlifting Jesus. //later Katz: Does that mean he'll get crucified on a bench?
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⚐ ReportAce: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote, Jackie is preparing for AP Chinese Julia: Jackie you're gonna fail, you're mixing English, Spanish, and Chinese!
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⚐ Report// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!
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⚐ ReportArmand: I know that it'll be a waste of taxpayer money, but get this: it's going to be funny.
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote, video-Sahu is talking about Harvard Sahu: I mean, it's not exactly free. They just want $200,000 and my firstborn child. Sahu: But, I mean, if you think about it, that's such a great deal!
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⚐ Report// Video from 10 years ago Sahu: Hello class, welcome to entomology 101. Sahu: Here's the deal, education is stupid! This whole system is flawed man! It's all a bunch of crap!
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⚐ Report//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause
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⚐ Report//a student served cake (for L'Hôpital project) to the class Stephen: I didn't get a utensil, and I got it in a cup. Schwartz: Drink it!