#9753

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Jan. 14, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz talking to Analysis 1 Schwartz: There was this kid called Mazda who would always stand. Schwartz. His seat was officially in the back of the room, so he would just stand back there taking notes. Schwartz: Every now and then, he'd turn around and write something on the board. Schwartz: That was Complex Analysis, which is always a bit chaotic. Schwartz: One day, some students decided to sit on top of the desks, and I was like, "Ok, sure". Schwartz: Then, one kid realized he couldn't see over the others because he was shorter, so he just stood on top of the desk to listen to class.

#9752

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Jan. 13, 2022, 6:17 p.m.

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// Sam Chen is staring blankly at Nacho, Kevin Rha, and the camera while Nacho and Kevin Rha whisper to each other Nacho: He hasn't blinked for like, 8 minutes. Kevin: Is this a glitch in the matrix or something? Nacho: I think he lagged out...

#9751

610

Jan. 13, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//after showing an earth science video Lodal: My family, when I forced them to watch it, did not like it. And I knew they wouldn't like it, which is why I forced them to watch it.

#9749

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Jan. 13, 2022, 2:47 p.m.

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Lodal: You can buy it! Lodal: You'll probably end up on a FBI watchlist though. Lodal: Someone last period already looked it up, so Blair's probably flagged by now.

#9748

68

Jan. 13, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Lodal: I see that you guys in the back, Andy, Jerry, your pictures aren't updated. Lodal: Did you guys bribe them to not put your pictures in there? Jsong: Yes. Lodal: That's money well spent!

#9747

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Jan. 13, 2022, 12:22 p.m.

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// Someone smoked weed in the bathroom during lunch, smell is spreading everywhere Foster: Yeah, the ventilation is causing the smell to spread. Foster(referring to me): And you guys are congregating very close to the air vents.

#9746

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Jan. 13, 2022, 11:30 a.m.

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Andy, full on sprinting: I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY

#9745

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Jan. 13, 2022, 9:14 a.m.

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// Watching video during NSL class Student: I want to wake up and watch baby sea turtles die.

#9744

77

Jan. 12, 2022, 1:48 p.m.

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Lodal: Did you know that China has volcanoes? //class gives various responses Lodal: Can you name one? //class gives various responses Lodal: I was gonna call you a liar if you said you could name one.

#9743

55

Jan. 12, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Jack: We are gathered here for the most important matter: whether or not it is a warcrime to put ketchup on rice. But before that, let's talk about chloroplasts. //later Jack: If there were no chloroplasts, all animal life on Earth would die. Which isn't a bad thing, but most people think it's a bad thing, so I guess it's a bad thing. //later Jack: If you don't want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts. If you do want everything to die, vote for chloroplasts anyway.