#8506

923

Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#8505

418

Feb. 14, 2020, 11:36 a.m.

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//Stein walks into 312 at lunch Stein: I have a joke about a joke, and I want you guys to rate it from 1 to 10. Stein: That joke was so bad... now you guys say "how bad?" Students: How bad? Stein: That joke was so bad, it crossed the street during lunch. *small amount of laughter, general confused muttering* Stein: Now rate it 1 to 10. *Students rate it low* Stein: I'll estimate an average of 8. //Stein leaves

#8504

1717

Feb. 13, 2020, 1:53 p.m.

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Halperin: Economics could be a science if they tried hard enough

#8503

5555

Feb. 13, 2020, 10:56 a.m.

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//millikan's oil drop experiment Schafer: he basically had excel anyways, he had a lab journal and a grad student

#8501

3838

Feb. 12, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."

#8499

3032

Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#8497

3636

Feb. 10, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// complex Schwartz: *picks up a mug* This is a donut.

#8495

719

Feb. 7, 2020, 9:34 p.m.

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//Studying anatomy for sci oly, bones of the skull Lillian: Woah teeth are so long Lena: Ok yeah like feel here *touches chin* and like your teeth are down there //Everyone rubbing their chins Valentina: HOLY SHIT

#8494

4347

Feb. 7, 2020, 3:11 p.m.

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// Looking at resistance in FOT Kaluta: Tell me you at least labeled the two resistors. Edward: Oh, we named them after their political ideologies. Kaluta: Somebody pull up Blair Bash- Do tell, what ideologies are they? Edward: This one’s liberal because all the stripes equally spread out and this one’s conservative because all the stripes are gathered at the top. Kaluta: My job gets harder everyday.

#8493

218

Feb. 7, 2020, 8:10 a.m.

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//Biochem Pd. 1 Bosse: What was the molarity of the solution? //Class is silent Bosse: Come on, I'm getting old!