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#6023

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Sept. 13, 2016, 6:12 p.m.

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Davis: "You were retreating from the enemy force at a much faster pace than honorable."

#6022

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Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#6021

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Sept. 13, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

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//Finding the inverse of a matrix in class Rose: It takes about 10 minutes, so do it!

#6020

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Sept. 8, 2016, 8:25 p.m.

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Davis: "There are people who want your bodies for Tuesday."

Talking about people trying to recruit for clubs

davis, clubs

#6019

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Sept. 8, 2016, 1:14 p.m.

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\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.

Talking about the Belly of the Whale in Comparative Religion. #HeroesJourney

santa

#6018

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Sept. 7, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"

#6017

810

Sept. 6, 2016, 9:52 p.m.

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(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...

#6016

1010

Sept. 2, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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Klein: "Wow them with your wisdom, blind them with your BS!"

Talking about english county exams

klein

#6015

66

Sept. 2, 2016, 9:41 p.m.

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//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"

9th pd class the Friday before Labor Day weekend

klein

#6014

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:28 p.m.

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//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D