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#6023
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⚐ ReportDavis: "You were retreating from the enemy force at a much faster pace than honorable."
#6022
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⚐ ReportStudent: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"
#6021
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⚐ Report//Finding the inverse of a matrix in class Rose: It takes about 10 minutes, so do it!
#6019
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⚐ Report\\ Talking about the Belly of the Whale in our own lives and rites of passage Whitacre: We all have Belly of the Whale moments. For some males if you're not circumcised at the age of 25, you're still a kid. But we all have moments, rites of passage. Santa doesn't exist. BOOM. Rite of passage.
#6018
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⚐ ReportStein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"
#6017
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⚐ Report(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...
#6015
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⚐ Report//Klein talks to class before bell rings "Make sure you don't make anyone go into labor this weekend!" //Klein smirks "No, I meant don't get a job!"
#6014
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⚐ Report//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D