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#5932

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May 12, 2016, 10:35 p.m.

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// Block A Phamistry // Pham is telling a story about a violinist Pham: He was really good at violin! He was the chair! //class starts laughing Pham: I know you guy don't take me seriously, but he really was the chair!

#5931

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May 12, 2016, 6:53 p.m.

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//Eli bet Kristi she couldn't wear a pancake on her head all day //Dondee walks into precal carrying an origami deer head Student 1: Mr. Giles, why don't you even look surprised that someone just brought in a paper deer head? Giles: There is literally someone wearing a bread hat. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came in with a deer carcass. Student 2: It's a pancake, not bread. //Later, Katheryn puts a pancake on her head as well Giles: Now there are two people wearing pancakes. //Later, Schafer is explaining an analogy involving polar graphs, a mouse, a toy car, and a bucket of paint Giles: You all stare at him like he's crazy as you wear pancakes on your head. Schafer: Ooh I like pancakes!

#5928

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May 11, 2016, 2:38 p.m.

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// After the Chem AP Raymond: I think I wrote a number down wrong. Raphael: I think we all did.

#5927

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May 11, 2016, 9:20 a.m.

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Schafer: What's Samir Paul's last name? Paul. //class laughs Schafer: Shush.

#5926

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May 10, 2016, 9:18 p.m.

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Mr Lodal: Stop making reasonable suggestions!

#5925

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May 10, 2016, 10:12 a.m.

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//Block B has period 4 Pham; the fire alarm just ended Announcement: Period 2 has been extended; period 4 has been canceled. //Celebration ensues, and Steven takes off his sweatshirt in joy

#5924

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May 8, 2016, 10:35 a.m.

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Schwartz: My precalc class [when I was in high school] was a waste of time. I was a freshman and everyone else was either a junior or a senior. It was *awful* until everyone figured out that if they gave me milkshakes I'd tell them if their answers were right.

#5923

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May 8, 2016, 10:34 a.m.

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Vishnu: They don't call me professor for nothing

#5922

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May 6, 2016, 6:08 p.m.

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///9th period Clay. Jerbear and Favid were talking while Clay was talking Clay: Okay David, you can flirt with Jeremy later.

#5921

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May 5, 2016, 10:20 p.m.

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// ARML Practice Eric Lu: What do time and Guang's hair have in common? They're both up!