#5456

1317

April 14, 2015, 4:56 p.m.

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//Rose walks into Davis's 6th period lunch with a pair of large scissors //There are about 10 juniors playing cards at a table, including Josephine. Josephine: "Scissors!" Rose: "Um, ok." //Card group stops playing and looks at Mr. Rose Rose: "No continue, I wasn't going to say anything." Josephine: "Can I touch them?" Rose: "...now I'm just getting nervous."

#5450

1628

April 7, 2015, 10:42 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: *grips the front of his podium and stares out at us with souless eyes* I’m like an electron. You can never know my location and velocity at the same time. If you’re trying to find me during lunch...good luck.

#5446

1919

April 1, 2015, 8:37 p.m.

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// Email from Schwartz Here's a copy of the picture we took today: http://goo.gl/hEKqqI Have a good break!

#5445

1010

April 1, 2015, 7:11 p.m.

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\\After a somewhat frustrating day of proving Laurent's Theorem in Complex Analysis, Mr. Schwartz sent the following email: Schwartz: Here's a better version of the proof we (sorta) skipped today. Should make it more clear. http://goo.gl/hEKqqI

#5444

88

April 1, 2015, 4:54 p.m.

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//Alex Melinchok is holding a Chick-fil-A milkshake in Pd. 7 Quantum, and Schafer noticed Melinchok: "It's pretty good! It isn't as good as the one from Potbelly though. 'Cause Chick-fil-A doesn't really like gay people, that's probably why it doesn't taste as good. You get what I mean, Mr. Schafer?" (Schafer stares at Melinchok for a while, and then looks down at a textbook) Schafer: "...Chapter 27 question number 17, In Rutherford's planetary model of the atom..."

#5443

1515

April 1, 2015, 8:51 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Whatever, if I fail here, I'll just go back and eat my orange slices.

#5442

46

March 31, 2015, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein walks into Klein's Pd. 4 AP Lang class as the class is discussing the upcoming Huckleberry Finn opinion-research paper Stein: What is the difference between opinions and "opinions"? Klein: Uhh, 17. Ms. Eisenstein, Klein's assistant: I was going to say 35.

#5441

13

March 31, 2015, 5:58 p.m.

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//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"

#5439

911

March 30, 2015, 10:02 p.m.

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Mr Street: So, my class could be cutting off their fingers but I'm in here watching you guys. (he had opened the door to Kaluta's room for us to use)... are there any romances in the magnet? I mean you all are a very...nice... bunch. There's Tiffany and Alex.... Girl: There's Annie and Stephen... Street: Oh, Stephen Loh? I approve. Yes.

#5438

1616

March 30, 2015, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Street: "Ok, please explain to me - hold up a minute. Chico! I know you like asian girls. Just tell her right now that you like her. I myself have a fondness for asian ladies. But do it on your own time! And stop touching her hair for god's sake!"