#3483

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Aug. 31, 2011, 1:26 p.m.

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Fowler: [My first computer] was technically my sister's. I kind of took it over. She didn't like that, so she put a stiletto heel through it. That kind of set the stage for the rest of my childhood.

#3482

35

Aug. 30, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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Rose: If it's raining, then candy bars are green.

#3481

-11

Aug. 30, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//About the cell phone policy Stelzner: My cell phone is better than yours, and I can't use mine [during class].

#3480

77

Aug. 30, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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Donaldson: If you're not an honest person, come talk to me after class.

#3479

2222

Aug. 30, 2011, 6:46 p.m.

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//Schafer walks into Lodal's room Schafer: Hey Mr. Lodal, you have have a really nice class here...and Raanan

#3478

24

Aug. 30, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Teacher: Last year, this kid had the nerve to walk into my class wearing not one, but party hats all over his face!

#3474

11

July 8, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!

#3473

22

July 8, 2011, 8:59 p.m.

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//Eating lunch in the courtyard after SeaPerch AP Physics/Marine Bio trip. Michael Anderson: No! That's illegal! Alla Avakova: It's not illegal! You're providing a service and you're getting paid for it!

#3471

8387

June 26, 2011, 1:50 p.m.

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Loomis: It's pyrite. Wait, no it's not. Thomas: It's fool's pyrite!

#3470

111

June 21, 2011, 11:09 p.m.

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// Lorenzo, Maureen and Michelle are in Maureen's kitchen. Maureen is pouring olives into a bowl. Michelle: Olive us are in the kitchen!