#3433

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June 1, 2011, 7:50 p.m.

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Stein: There are three reasons we use foot-pounds. One, our textbook uses it. Two, there's a song about it. And three, it annoys Mr. Schafer.

#3432

77

June 1, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Rose: There's not much I have control over, but I do have control over the fact that we're gonna freakin' do number five! Student: It's number four, page five. Rose: Number four.  Whatever.

#3429

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June 1, 2011, 10:41 a.m.

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Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs! Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

#3428

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May 31, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: I'm going to take off one item of clothing every day until the air conditioning is fixed.

#3427

5058

May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

#3424

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May 28, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: Guess what day it is? *puts Friday on infinite loop*

#3423

88

May 28, 2011, 1:48 p.m.

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//Talking about NASA and how they invented calculators Teacher: Who do you think invented the calculator? Student: You? Teacher: Of course not. If I had invented the calculator, do you think I would be sitting here right now teaching you kids while staring at this ugly thing?

#3422

810

May 28, 2011, 1:45 p.m.

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Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.

#3421

1313

May 28, 2011, 1:43 p.m.

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//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)

#3418

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May 26, 2011, 10:39 p.m.

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Rose: I just have really crappy skills.