#3407

1111

May 23, 2011, 6:29 p.m.

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// Kevli has a suit on for his fake SRP presentation Freddy: Oh man. I will take a picture of you and put it on my wall - my real wall, not like facebook or whatever you use - and write "My Role Model" above it. I will pray to it 5 times a day while facing Mecca! Kevli: ...

#3406

1010

May 23, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Stein: Diwakaran in the house!

#3404

1515

May 22, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Kevli: I don't care about apathy.

#3403

99

May 22, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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Allison: We probably have two homeworks and one test left in math! Lily: Great. Wait, are you sure it's not going to be on fifth quarter? Allison: ...

#3402

57

May 21, 2011, 11:21 p.m.

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//at Walstein's party, during ultimate frisbee, right around 6pm Someone: HAPPY RAPTURE EVERYONE!!! //danderson and danny crash into eachother

#3401

77

May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.

#3400

1414

May 20, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Kaluta? Is Samantha Sch...is Samantha there? Kaluta: Samantha who? Intercom: Uh...I can't say her last name.

#3399

1919

May 20, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption. Stein: Hello. Intercom: Is Richard Rice in class? Stein: Yes he is. I always enjoy having him in class and he is here now. Intercom: That's good to know. Could you send him down? Stein: Sadly, I will do so.

#3398

99

May 20, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Theresa: You should try out for InToneNation. How else are you going to ask a girl to prom? Thomas: With a giant flashing LED sign!

#3397

1212

May 20, 2011, 4:24 p.m.

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Viju: I don't like the tiger mom. She inspires my dad.