#3319

33

May 5, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Boettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!

#3318

86106

May 5, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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//Sharon outside of GYM before Boys Volleyball game Sharon: Hey, black guy, you look familiar! Rick: ..? Sharon: Do you have a identical twin brother that's in my art class? Rick: I'm in your art class... Sharon: Oh, I guess that makes sense

#3316

1313

May 5, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Roberts: Sprout some chest on your hair!

#3314

88

May 5, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Theresa: No! Don't touch me, or I will go Nuclear Surprise on your ass!

#3312

-13

May 5, 2011, 2:08 p.m.

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Teacher: There are also lots of firearm drawings in [the notebook]. Student:  No, I haven't drawn them in a while. (Pause) About 16 hours.

#3309

99

May 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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//after 15 minutes of looking into the Thor movie the class will see in 2 days Whitacre (quietly): I need to figure out something to do for the rest of class... //leaves room Will: He actually ran out of things to do? That's amazing! //whitacre returns with a dvd Whitacre: So now we'll look into alternative views of old ideas. *puts on Monty Python and the Holy Grail*

#3307

66

May 4, 2011, 10:44 a.m.

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//Hammond walks into a room where a screamo song is playing Song: RAAH RAAH RAAH RAAHHHHHH Hammond: Dude needs a vacation.

#3306

66

May 3, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Other guy, they kind of like robot. These [magnet upperclassmen] are loose -- that's what happen when you hang out with me for long enough. Either you become loose, otherwise you not able to put up with me.

#3303

2121

May 3, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!

#3302

77

May 2, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Sally to class late from the Guys and Dolls teaser Roth: What are you? Sally: A stripper Roth: Now I'm going to see the show!