#3301

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May 2, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Devin cuts the top off of a soda can to make a bowl Jeremy: Wow the edges are pretty sharp. Its like a cookie cutter. Except it cuts humans.

#3299

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May 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Grossman: We don't need to see New Zealand's reaction to Osama's death. Thomas: They're probably too busy having sex with sheep and being upside down anyways.

#3297

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May 2, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//Rose gets a call from Stein in class and says hello multiple times but no one responds Rose: Hmmm, I guess it was a pocket dial. Leora: No! He butt dialed you! Rose: That certainly makes it more exciting.

#3296

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May 2, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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//Patrick and Raanan are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon on Youtube //They proceed to receive a Blue Screen of Death

#3293

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.

#3292

99

May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Billings: Why do all these AP books have quotes? Myles: Confucius say "Little grasshopper extends insect class"

#3291

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May 2, 2011, 12:28 p.m.

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Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.

#3289

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May 2, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.

#3287

35

May 1, 2011, 6:34 p.m.

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Rose: By the way, the world goes on when you guys have your stupid APs.

#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!