#12218

77

Sept. 29, 2023, 7:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?

#12217

24

Sept. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Charles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.

#12216

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Sept. 28, 2023, 2:27 p.m.

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someone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid

#12215

66

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:56 a.m.

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Random Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.

#12214

77

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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Diego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.

#12213

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:37 a.m.

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Kirk: the sophomores don’t believe me that Sahu and I get PSL’s from Starbie’s

#12212

88

Sept. 28, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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// doing a logistic word problem Kirk: give me 5 words *sheep, foot fungus, ducks, toenail clippings, speed trig* Kirk: see the last class was more creative, they didn’t just pick things they could see around them.

#12211

48

Sept. 28, 2023, 9:06 a.m.

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Anon: i feel like being a lawyer is kind of funny Anon: it's like mock trial but not mock

#12210

1010

Sept. 27, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Rihalya: Mr. Rose just showed us his— Jeremy: His tits?

#12209

77

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Stein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!