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⚐ ReportLeul: [sleeping with flight attendants] is something that Yongle would do. Yongle: i mean if they're hot...
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⚐ ReportHart: I always reserve orange for my electron-moving colour. Hart: Why? It's my favourite colour. //later Hart: There's not enough people who like orange.
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⚐ ReportYunyi: “Watching Skibidi Toilet is not a guarantee to make ICHO, but it is a prerequisite.”
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Rabies vaccine can be very unpleasant. You can get it in the stomach, thigh, and butt. Yongle: I'll take it from the butt.
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⚐ ReportWoodward: even if Emily gets the common cold from Nahom, Emily: *fake sneezes* Woodward: that doesn't mean that the common cold is zoonotic even though [Emily and Nahom are] both animals.
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⚐ Reportarjun: "noooo!!! you took the polio away!!!!" [a few minutes later] arjun: "wait, why is polio, like, bad??"
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⚐ ReportStein: Sarah, are you doing alright? *Sarah gives thumbs up* Stein: The bin is not a hat, the bin is for your phones. Stein: I see that Elliot needs to put his phone in the bin. *Everyone frantically puts their phone in pocket/backpack*
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⚐ ReportStudent 1: Sahu's not even 30 and he's balding Student 2: that's what computer science does to you.