#13285

66

April 11, 2024, 2:37 p.m.

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Rose: it tastes like energy

#13284

17

April 11, 2024, 2:26 p.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: I feel the strength of this black male

#13283

1115

April 11, 2024, 8:54 a.m.

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Google Docs: An error occurred! Ari, mocking high pitch tone: An error occurred? Ari: What if I kill you.

#13281

06

April 11, 2024, 8:37 a.m.

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Sai: Get out of here canadian stop looking at me with your Canadian eyes and your maple leaf maple syrup ugh. Sai: Do you speak FRENCH CANADIAN!? ugh. //later Sai: I'm not xenophobic //later Sai: to anybody just to Canadians Sai: your cold polar bears your aurora borealis that nobody cares about. Sai: me personally, Canada deserves to be set on fire Sai: It is a hot take, soy fuego. caliente Sai: I'd rather speak Spanish rather than Canadian French.

#13280

44

April 9, 2024, 3:07 p.m.

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Marxer: What was I thinking about? -- oh yeah! Marxer: What if someone gave you a present and it was a half-digested horse?

#13279

44

April 9, 2024, 3:06 p.m.

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Glenn: *pulls up a picture of a flea* Glenn, in a French accent: I AM FRANCOIS AND I HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!

#13278

55

April 9, 2024, 10:01 a.m.

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//FOT: someone made their pinhole camera bee shaped Leo: It's a bee! William Roe: That's the grade they're gonna get!

#13277

88

April 9, 2024, 9:36 a.m.

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Jeffery Ji: It says we can't bring a boombox so can we bring a boombox? Jorgensen: not if your apartment thing is near mine Jorgensen: cuz I sleep.

#13276

44

April 8, 2024, 7:43 p.m.

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Jerry Song: it's a salt bridge of course it's juicy

#13275

1010

April 8, 2024, 7:31 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, april 8 "let's talk about new jersey" "there's this place called new jersey ever heard of it?" "it's the worst place in the world" "um yeah it's really terrible" "I'm from new jersey, that's why I'm such a grumpy person" "maybe one day I will achieve inner peace once I've been away from new jersey for 40 years maybe I'll become a nice person" "I think that's how long it takes" "what does new jersey look like?"