#13211

48

March 18, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Andy: What is it called when your lizard dies? Andy: A reptile dysfunction Andy: heh Andy: anyways //Andy slams the door as he leaves the torture chamber

#13210

44

March 17, 2024, 3:47 p.m.

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Rose, at the bottom of the homework on Canvas: Also, next week is going to be a mess. No period 6 on Tuesday. 30-min period 7 on Tuesday. Many other small challenges. Some families starting their spring break a little either. Field trips. Many other things getting in the way of us just learning calculus for 12 hours a day uninterruptedly.

#13209

-66

March 17, 2024, 8:16 a.m.

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Sky: Blairbash is literally Blair Reddit

#13208

2426

March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#13207

99

March 15, 2024, 10:40 p.m.

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//on March 15 over the PA: the media center will be closed today for an event Schwartz: yeah, the stabbing of Caesar!

#13206

-19

March 15, 2024, 7:30 p.m.

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Katz: reality is a joke and I’m one of its punchlines

#13205

88

March 15, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: i'm gonna get lunch, take a nap, and watch people make fun of me Rose: It's getting more... mean spirited Rose: Kirk is getting older.. and he is getting... Sai: Meaner? Rose: i wouldn't call it meaner, he's less nice...

#13204

66

March 15, 2024, 1:33 p.m.

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// Alex Liu suggests a visualization of a theorem in Complex *Schwartz writes "Engineer" on a piece of paper, tears it, and tapes it to make a cone* Schwartz: And now I have something to give you for contesting my proof, a hat that says "Engineer".

#13203

55

March 15, 2024, 10:26 a.m.

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Bosse: Yina, don't go to sleep, we need you for the mating game! // Later Bosse: Pretend these two guys are mating. // Bosse: Sorry you guys will have to wait to mate. // Bosse: I'm playing mating music because you have to randomly mate.

#13202

55

March 15, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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Stein: "They are a group of people who are in the alleys, handing out candy to children." Stein: "They are called 'Bayesians'."