#8130

2024

April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

#8129

3741

April 25, 2019, 12:46 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Read it out loud to yourself silently

#8127

3852

April 23, 2019, 9:32 a.m.

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//morning announcements Ms Johnson: You all know I like to consider Blair the jewel of the county... Literally everyone: more like Juul of the county

#8125

3236

April 16, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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// 9th Cirincione, 3:18pm Cirincione: Sadly, time is both linear and finite Cirincione: *looks out into his class of magnet students* Cirincione: If any of you could do something about that, that would be great Cirincione: Or time traveling... Or mortality... Cirincione: Seriously I'd be happy with any one of these

#8122

1733

April 16, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Duval Gonzalez Schulman and Noam are talking about Blairbash, Gonzalez brings up one he saw that he disapproved of Duval: Please add an addendum that Gonzalez is mortified. Gonzalez: Less mortified, more... disgusted.

#8121

129

April 16, 2019, 8:58 a.m.

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Gonzalez: What volleyball team are you on, men's or co-ed? Kevin: Men's or BOAZ? Gonzalez: ...

#8120

143149

April 15, 2019, 7:33 p.m.

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Duval: The 25th is apparently take your child to work day, so I'll be bringing my kids to class. Haydn: I'll bring my kid as well. Duval: ...Um, well... I guess they can play together. Haydn: No, my kid is way too old to play with your kids.

#8119

103107

April 15, 2019, 4:05 p.m.

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//Schwartz subbing in for Donaldson's Origins class Students around the room, imitating Aristotle: The sea is salty because the earth is sweating. People exhaling causes shooting stars. There are 53 spheres between the Earth and the Milky Way. People peeing and then having a tremor is analogous to the earth's waters flowing, followed by an earthquake. Schwartz: I'm beginning to understand why ancient philosophers were deemed heretics.

#8114

1927

April 15, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!

#8112

5658

April 15, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee