#7058

1010

Dec. 18, 2017, 11:06 a.m.

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(talking about religion in Genetics) Neo Zhao: you know that one god? Dana Muhmed: what? Neo Zhao: you know... like YeeHaw... Dana Muhmed: you mean Yahweh? Neo Zhao: Oh... That.

#7057

1717

Dec. 18, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//talking about his high school art class Clay: Once I did a project so badly that my teacher thought I was color-blind. So then she gave me sympathy A's for the rest of the year.

#7055

37

Dec. 18, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

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//pd 4 pchem Pham: Don’t tell Rose or Stein. Fucheng: They’d roast me before they roast you anyway, why would I? Pham: They can’t rost me.

#7052

55

Dec. 18, 2017, 8:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: If I want the world to follow me home, I'm going to bring them home one at a time and shoot them as they come through the door.

#7051

1515

Dec. 17, 2017, 12:22 p.m.

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Schafer: Some are you are blessed with big, beautiful ears. *flaps his own ears* But some of you... *glares at Chad*

#7050

1010

Dec. 16, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

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//what the board in Schwartz's room says Board: Fair game for Functions Thursday Quiz: *some trig and algebra concepts* and triple integrals Ishaan: Woah I just got trolled by Mr. Schwartz. My life has just reached a low point.

#7049

35

Dec. 15, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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//Avik has been talking incessantly while Schwartz was explaining the "100 blue/brown-eyed people on an island" problem Schwartz: There is the Oracle, who has green eyes. The Oracle can only say one thing to everybody else. Haydn: *Pretending to be the Oracle* Hey!

#7048

88

Dec. 15, 2017, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: You can't fall any more than the ball in front of you in free fall. Fall fall fall! Arthur: It's winter. Schafer: Well actually it's not officially winter until next week. So... FALL FALL FALL!!!

#7045

1111

Dec. 14, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the coolest thing you'll see today. Chad: I don't believe you. Schafer: Oh yeah? Wanna make a bet? Chad: Uh, sure. Schafer: Here's how sure I am that I'll win. If you don't think it's cool, then you can have my job.

#7042

610

Dec. 13, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

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Nicole: Here's a band-aid for your sanity. Ivy: It'll bleed through.