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⚐ ReportSchwartz: We have a blood feud with Larson for daring to call this the Direct Comparison Test. Schwartz: This is obviously the Basic Comparison Test.
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⚐ Report//students crowd around one stapler Schwartz: There's another stapler over there ... //students all crowd around the other stapler Andy: How many Magnet students does it take to evenly line up at two staplers?
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⚐ Report// rose showing class a map of new jersey Rose: this is New Jersey. Terrible place. Horrible. Don't go there, don't raise your children there, don't be friends with anyone from New Jersey. Uriel: aren't you from New Jersey?
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.
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⚐ Report// Reading political posters Jerry Song: Every child is a wanted child. Jerry: Dead or alive, $500!
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⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.
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⚐ ReportAndy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Now, the company that makes the microcontrollers for our robots is called "VEX". [Sudhish slams both his head and fist on the table] Kaluta: I see he's got some experience with VEX.
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⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."