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#10233
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⚐ Report// Sub in NSL Sean: This sub is cracked. Jerry Song: Crack? I love crack. Jerry Song: I would know because I've had it many times.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: I have never been small. Delaney: When I was in 8th grade, I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. At the end of high school I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. Delaney: Now I'm 6ft tall and like 210.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Every day I watch BNC and crushing disappointment weighs down on my soul.
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⚐ ReportJeremy: Why do the chickens eat their own poop? Duval: Why not? Jacen: Why don't you eat your poop? //later Duval: Generally, I would advise against eating your poop.
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⚐ Report//we didn't ask for a rating at festival Roberts: You guys did beyond superior! Student: So we got a 0?
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Did you ask the front desk for pizza? Student: I think the front desk ate all the pizza.
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⚐ ReportStudent: Did they play the thing from the thing? Roberts: The thing from the thing? You're almost as bad as my mom!
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⚐ Report//analogy for separate chaining Sahu: Let's say you're driving into a parking lot with your Tesla or whatever. Sahu: What happens if some jerkwad already took your spot? Sahu: I guess what you would do is build another parking spot on top of that parking spot, and park there.
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⚐ ReportSahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!
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⚐ ReportAndy: Is it wrong to refer to Duval’s incubator as a popcorn chicken maker? Schwartz: *wheezes* // Later Johnny: What happens when you cook the chicken inside the egg? Andy: Somewhere in the world, that’s a delicacy. Schwartz: …yes probably, but now math.