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#10156

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March 4, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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// talking about how pools dont allow knives and guns and stuff Rose: Not to be a crazy libertarian or anything, but more rules is more restrictions on our freedom!

#10155

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March 4, 2022, 2:37 p.m.

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//Beginning of Rao Pd.9 Diego: I hate odd days because I have to go to english

#10154

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March 4, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Duval: We're going to be karyotyping. Alex: That's racist. Duval: How is that racist? Alex: Oh, karyotyping not stereotyping, it's less racist. Duval: So it's less racist but still a little racist. How?

#10153

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March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.

#10152

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March 4, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy

#10150

77

March 4, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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// Duval shows her hair while its down Duval: I have hair. Class: *Erupts in applause*

#10149

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March 4, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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Andy: The thing about boolean algebra is that the test is always about how many DeMorgans you can unwrap. Schwartz: Which is one more than you can do before messing up.

//mod note: i'm pretty sure that was schwartz but also we were all talking at once. definitely wasn't me

andy, boolean_algebra

#10148

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March 4, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Soap: Did you that kangaroos have 3 vaginas?

#10147

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March 4, 2022, 10:45 a.m.

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//3rd period Digital Art Joseph: Why scream Blair when you can just whisper Joseph: *writes "mbhs" in lowercase* Joseph, a few minutes later: I just drew a phallic object

Do you ever see someone and wonder, "What is going on inside their head?"

digital art, da, joseph

#10146

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March 4, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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// L'Hopital's Schwartz: So here we have Captain Zero, beating up a mortal.