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#8901

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: That was me. I felt strange, uncoordinated, and dorky on the dance floor. //few sentences later Street: Guess what? I'm still not good at dancing! This is not surprising.

#8900

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to go on the assumption that everyone here has flushed a toilet

#8899

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: Think of it this way: Earth // weird voice Schafer: EXISTS

#8898

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Jan. 14, 2021, 3:59 p.m.

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Martinez: It's not like you're doing Algebra when you're five years old

#8897

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Jan. 14, 2021, 2:17 p.m.

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//multivar Leela: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet Schwartz: Feel the gentle embrace of socks on your feet

#8895

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Jan. 14, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

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Ahrens: Maybe [Student] won't take out the trash anymore Ahrens: That'd be one way to prevent him from breaking his kneecap

apparently the student broke his kneecap one time whilst taking out the trash

ahrens, knee, trash

#8894

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Jan. 14, 2021, 11:17 a.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna oscillate! // later Kirk: I'm gonna go back and forth ... almost like a 1990s video game of skateboarding Kirk: ... where you have a 2D stick figure going back and forth on the thing ...

#8893

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Jan. 14, 2021, 10:17 a.m.

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Kirk: I wonder if there's a parametric equation that can *draaaaww* Picasso's paintings Kirk: ... probably exists

#8892

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Jan. 14, 2021, 10:13 a.m.

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// x = 2t - 1 // y = -3t - 2 // which one to solve? Kirk: I'm gonna do that with the first one Kirk: Because, I don't know, I'm just -- vibing with the first one

#8891

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Jan. 13, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Lodal: silence, scrub