#7299

6771

March 6, 2018, 3:02 p.m.

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//Kevin was explaining a way to do combinatorics problem to Mr. Rose Rose: Okay so is it (explanation) gonna take 1 minute or 7 minutes Kevin: Uhhhh Rose: Is it gonna take 1 minute or more? Kevin: It's gonna take more for you to understand

#7296

1414

March 5, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

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//talking about the log song Schwartz: I would sing it, but me singing constitutes as child abuse.

#7295

1414

March 5, 2018, 6:54 p.m.

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//chem club at lunch //Student 1 walks in Student 1: Mr. Pham, today you should light your hand on fire. Pham: Why? Student 1: To show the Japanese exchange students. Student 2: But aren't they here for like three days, shouldn't you show them on the last day or something? Student 1: If he sets his hand on fire, it'll make it the last day they're here.

#7292

66

March 5, 2018, 11 a.m.

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// While parsing data for a statistics problem Noah Singer: Everyone specified their gender?! YES!!! *Pounds chest like a gorilla*

#7291

55

March 5, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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Sushanth: You can rho your boat, but can you p your boat?

#7290

1818

March 5, 2018, 10:02 a.m.

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//A Japanese student is following Elaine around //20 minutes into achem, Pham still hasn’t noticed that she’s there Pham: Do we have new student? Please introduce yourself to the class. //She quietly says her name and that she’s from Japan Pham: Oh you Japanese? I couldn’t tell, all asian look the same!

#7288

44

March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.

#7287

1717

March 1, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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//imitating pham Student: I have one less paper to grade if you eat the hydrogen peroxide

#7284

1010

March 1, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr Schwartz walks into period 5 Precalc Mr.Schwartz:Do you see how sin of x equals u Students:Yes Mr.Schwartz:Then you divide both sides by sin x, six equals one and the universe explodes

#7283

17

March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.