#7265

44

Feb. 24, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

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Mrs. Duval: Hey Alex, when you broke that last board, it looked like a piece of it hit Michael. Alex: No, no it didn't. Mrs. Duval: But it looked like it did. I was sitting right in front. I got a side view. Alex: Eh. He walked off. He's fine.

#7264

1416

Feb. 24, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.

#7262

88

Feb. 23, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

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//Teacher comes in and hands around a sign-up sheet to go on a trip to Peru. No one signs up. Stein: Seriously, no one signed up to go to Peru! Teacher: It's ok, not a lot of Magnets usually sign up. Stein: My niece married this guy from Peru. Class: Aww Stein: They got divorced.

#7261

1212

Feb. 22, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

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Moose: See, I like second semester US History more because I've lived through everything that happened.

#7260

1416

Feb. 22, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

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(AP NSL, talking about media and internet) Gabaree: So yeah trolls on FORTRAN Joey: FORTRAN? Gabaree: Do you go on FORTRAN? Joey: Do you mean 4chan? Gabaree: Yeah, FORTRAN. Joey: 4chan's a website... FORTRAN's a-- Gabaree: Yeah but you go on FORTRAN?

#7259

33

Feb. 22, 2018, 2:20 p.m.

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Klein: You can say things just to say it-- things you don’t mean, like when I say to my students “You did a really good job”.

#7258

44

Feb. 22, 2018, 1:38 p.m.

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//Klein calling on people. He points at Eli. Klein: You! Eli: I was in your class last semester. You know my name. Klein: Ah, I do know your name. White boy!

#7257

33

Feb. 22, 2018, 1:36 p.m.

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//Talking about Myrtle's death in The Great Gatsby Klein: It's not like the trolley problem-- either swerve left and kill a car with 16 Dominican nuns, or swerve right and kill an adulterous woman who carries her surplus flesh sensuously?

#7256

810

Feb. 22, 2018, 1:09 p.m.

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//Whitacre collecting packets about the Islamic Civilizations Student: Do you want this [packet]? Whitacre: Yeah, I give it to the homeless when they say they say they want something. I'm like here read about the Mughals. Another Student: That's terrible Whitacre: What? Passing on knowledge is terrible?

#7253

2125

Feb. 21, 2018, 8:31 p.m.

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Laura: ... I've been busy doing something every weekend for the last month. Horne: Doing what? Laura: Uh, stuff. Horne: Guys is Laura a spy or something? Shwetha: No she's just embarrassed about her recent endeavor. Laura: I am? Horne: What endeavor? Shwetha: Girls Go CyberStart Laura: Wait I'm not embarrassed about that! Shwetha: You should be.