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⚐ Report//Precalc C, Rose begins a complex proof about the definition of an ellipse Rose: This proof is the type of Magnet treatment that you won't get at Whitman. Class: Simon!!! Rose: Huh?
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: "How did you arrive at the conclusion that no such triangle exists?" Jesse: "Just use the 'Larger Angle Larger Side' theorem." Schwartz: "Which is..." Jesse: "The larger angle..." Jesse: "...goes with the larger side."
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Everyone look at me when you're playing! Why wouldn't you look at me? Joey Kim: Because your face is... nevermind, nevermind. Roberts: *offended*
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⚐ ReportJessica: I like elvish. 'My love' and 'My friend' are the same in elvish. That means you're saying 'I love my friends.' every time you talk about them, but it also means you friend-zone everyone you like.
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⚐ ReportDebkanya: This might be sort of late, but does "write the IR code" mean? Rafi: Oh, I dunno? Write IR code?
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⚐ ReportDebkanya: There's no room for liberalism in a meritocracy. These ideas must seem very foreign to you.
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⚐ Report//Kevin is eating a sandwich during 8th period Smith Smith: Kevin! Please put that lunch away! I have a strict rule against eating lunch in this room because the lunch's delicious smells is welcoming rodents and vermin to this classroom. Then, our overseers clean the room and slaughter those animals. Kevin, I'm sure you didn't mean to slaughter mice?