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#9073
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⚐ ReportStreet: I mean, I just don't like anybody. Student: Wait, then ... why do you have a wife? Street: Yeah, good question. I'm not sure why she puts up with me!
#9072
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⚐ ReportLodal: I know that in two years, you will remember every single thing you learned here, because that's how minds work!
#9071
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⚐ ReportLodal: The next thing -- the next thing is a thought virus I would like to install in your head, because it makes me happy.
#9070
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⚐ Report//discussing different kinds of lice in ento, including crab lice Garrett: even the STDs are evolving into crabs
#9068
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⚐ Report//sam lidz being iconic in complex "I forgot derivatives aren't just algebra" "I feel like there's no time in between 'learning long division' and 'knows how to differentiate all functions'" "I also can't remember a time when I didn't sound like Rose" "10 is not an important number." *schwartz holds up his 10 fingers in front of the camera* "Well, the real world isn't important." //bonus Tad: every day I get more and more convinced that Lidz is a lizard person.
#9067
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⚐ Report//Complex Schwartz: I will award 3i bonus points to those of you who remember the log song.