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⚐ Report//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.
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⚐ ReportAvikar: Why won't you approve my tag? Jessica: It's too long! Avikar: But some of them are 2 letters! Patrick: Avikar, don't worry, you want to hear this from a girl.
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⚐ ReportSaurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.
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⚐ ReportKlein: So this guy was obviously pretty smart. He knew to hide money in his butt so he could bribe people. Although I'm not sure I would want to be bribed with butt money...
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⚐ ReportBunday: And the doctor can see that on January 23rd you had a higher heart rate. Maybe you made love.
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⚐ Report//From Facebook Ivan: Anyone wanna go to the Washington Auto Show this weekend? Cars, friends, and shitty over-priced food, what more do you want? Billy: Actually I was planning to secretly walk over to your house and plant potatoes in your yard this weekend...
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⚐ Report//While playing Taboo, trying to describe the word "steroids" Aanchal: It's a lipid with four carbon rings!
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⚐ Report//To teach limits, Mr. Rose repeatedly plays a game where the class plays an angry crowd of skeptics and challenges him to come within epsilon of the limit. Rose: Okay, let's do this again. So you're gonna be the angry crowd, and I'm gonna be the hero. I'm gonna win. Isaac Jiffar: I feel like this game is rigged.
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⚐ Report//Calling roll for Chemistry Pham: Alexander? Alex N.: I prefer to be called Alex. //Later Pham: Alexander? Alex M: I also prefer to be called Alex. Pham: No! You Alexander, he Alex.