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#3968
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⚐ Report//In 4th pd ADSB, someone wrote something on white board, and then, thinking it was wrong, erased it, and then realized it was right Hannah Tsai: CONTROL Z!!! //Later, a similar thing happens Class: CONTROL Z!!!
#3965
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⚐ Report//To justify why Sam should answer Jenny's phamistry question Barnhard: Sam, you know everything! You're brilliant! Zbarsky: I think you're confusing me with God.
#3963
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⚐ Report//Michael Katz gets his chessboard working in ADSB for Knights Tour Michael Katz: Look Radina! Look what I did! Radina: That's so nice, you're such a cute little nerd. You're going to be way more successful than all of us in life, and you'll definitely get laid.
#3961
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⚐ Report//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.
#3960
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⚐ ReportPerson on Loud Speaker: Mr Bustillos? Bustillos: Yes? Person on Loud Speaker: Could you send Becca down to the office to go home early? Bustillos: NO! Person on Loud Speaker: (Hangs up)
#3959
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⚐ ReportEvan (eating a cupcake): Wow, this is the messiest thing I've done in like, 48 hours.
#3956
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⚐ ReportMr. Swaney: It's talk like a pirate day! Becky: It's play with fire day? Mr. Swaney: Thats every day at Blair.
#3955
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⚐ ReportMoose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.