#3822

3638

Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#3821

6468

Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?

#3820

-214

Nov. 30, 2011, 8:56 p.m.

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//Explaining the definition of "platonic friend" Angelina: But people of the same gender can't have sex!

#3819

3436

Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.

#3817

26

Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...

#3815

99

Nov. 30, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Magnet Student: What do you do in your nonmagnet advisory? Nonmagnet Student: Nothing? Do you guys do math in advisory? Magnet Student: Funny story, we do puzzles.

#3810

2020

Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#3806

77

Nov. 28, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Fowler writes the answer choices to the warmup The board reads:  A) 81  B) 90  C) 243  4) 270 Class: A, B, C, 4?!

#3805

1214

Nov. 28, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

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Moose: Hold up your questions. If you don't have them, you have to take your punishment like a man. Or a woman. Evan: Can we choose?

#3803

311

Nov. 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m.

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Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones"  because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.