#3190

77

April 5, 2011, 6:42 a.m.

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Stein: Now we're going to do a proof by dance.

#3188

66

April 4, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Dvorsky: There are times when we start counting the days until the seniors get out too.

#3186

123131

April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"

#3185

99

April 2, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

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//talking about Alan Shepard and moon landing in US History Angelina: Isn't the moon and space the same thing?

#3184

1313

April 1, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Janvi: I'm going to Ethopia this summer. Angelina: Is that in Europe?

#3183

-1543

April 1, 2011, 12:06 p.m.

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Tony: Hey Gordon, who are you rooming with for Wallops? Gordon: Just Mufasa, he takes up 3 spaces.

#3182

-110154

April 1, 2011, 11:37 a.m.

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while(true) { Gordon: Let's look up tags on blairbash //minutes later Jason: Why don't you have any under your tag? Bob: Stop being such a scrub Gordon: Let's make one right now }

#3181

77

April 1, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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//while touring NASA, tour buses are observed Pham: Bus do not parallel park! They just stick it in!

#3179

3945

March 31, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

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Tommy: soup Nilay: yo wassabi Tommy: what chew doing Nilay: why the stew-pid food puns Tommy: i donut, but im hungry for more Nilay: wow, another food pun, and i'll make you eat your words Tommy: wow simmer down now, no need to get all heated up over this Nilay: man, get ready - imma bout to fry you Tommy: umad cuz your temperature is boiling Nilay: wow, that was just terrible... i don't think you can ketchup to my punz Tommy: i dont think you can mustard up many more of these Nilay: i don't need to, cuz you're probably about to go pasta la vista Tommy: listen to this nutella pun, smh Nilay: bag-uette, son Tommy: o hush puppy. i got a dozen more where these came from Nilay: baker's dozen*, BURNNNN Tommy: wine about it to the baker then Nilay: beer you than me Tommy: your puns arent very palatable ... Tommy: time to bring out my weapons of mass convection Nilay: wow get the SMELL out Tommy: you knead to do a better job first Nilay: butter* Tommy: o lordy howd i miss that one. Nilay: cuz you doughn't see anything buddy Tommy: lemme give you a pizza my mind Nilay: dog (kekeke, koreans), imma bout to pop a corn up yo dunkin' donkey Tommy: this dog trying to talk like a man, duh. kekeke Nilay: kukukuku ... Nilay: kk juice? Nilay: truce** Tommy: fien. had more tho Nilay: lol really? Tommy: had a good thyme... Tommy: the skillet takes to make a good pun is beyond compare ... Nilay: kk we should pick an arbitrary subject and have punoffs Tommy: aight lol. on days ending in y ... Tommy: khoa gonna have some serious compuntition soon Nilay: haha you got that khompletely khorrect

#3177

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March 30, 2011, 8:58 p.m.

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//Mogge reading from Tokugawa's governing laws and giving college advice Mogge: (jokingly) This passage is kinda like what my sister told me when I left for college: "Drinking parties and wanton revelry should be avoided; sexual indulgence and habitual gambling lead to the downfall of a college career [changed from 'state']." And then she said, "keep that thing in your pants." That was embarrassing.