#3150

1111

March 25, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Jason: There was this town, Cummington in Nebraska. And then they found a mineral deposit there. So it's called Cummingtonite!

#3149

2224

March 25, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Theresa: I'm not going to have sex until I'm thirty! Teacher: Poor Gibi...

#3148

612

March 25, 2011, 3:03 p.m.

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Evan: You owe me five bucks. Viju: My ass! Evan: Well, that too.

#3147

46

March 25, 2011, 8:41 a.m.

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//during Sports Stat, repeated every two or three minutes for the entire class Stein: ME LIKE HOCKEY!!!!!

#3144

37

March 24, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//At ARML, Talking about Wallops groups Viju: Oh yeah, our study groups are... uh... multisexual! Jason H: ... You mean co-ed? Mufasa: Whoa, multisexual? So Charles would be in every group!?!

#3143

33

March 24, 2011, 10:26 p.m.

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Gibi: It'd be better if I were a cheap stripper.

#3142

99

March 24, 2011, 6:57 p.m.

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Mogge: There was child labor during the Industrial Revolution. You guys will also experience child labor. Get it? Class: (nervous laughter) Mogge: Hopefully you all know when you're pregnant so you don't end up on the Maury Show saying, "Ahhh, I didn't know I was pregnant."

#3140

1313

March 24, 2011, 4:19 p.m.

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Bob: Our trebuchet added the most fuel to the fire 'cause it had a book of fun. Thomas: The book of fun is extremely ironically named. Jason: It's ironic 'cause it has a staple!

#3139

68

March 24, 2011, 2:36 p.m.

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Moose: You've got to turn this in by Wednesday or else it'll be a zero. Isaac: You can't do that!  I'll sue you! Moose: You can't sue me if I kill you...

#3136

1616

March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.