#2992

11

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

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//presentations are going on in anthro Whitacre: Okay, next is [topic]...no one? Alright, those two haven't done anything yet. Point at them and laugh, they're getting zeroes. Student: But it's not our topic! Whitacre: In life, there's always someone to blame. //later on Whitacre: Okay, so where's our next group? Student: We couldn't find enough information... Whitacre: I should fail you right now! Something's always better than nothing! *motions to smack with index card*

#2991

77

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//2 students are having trouble getting a powerpoint up on the screen Whitacre: What's taking so long? You're losing points! Danderson: They seem to be having technical difficulties... Whitacre: Yeah, there are two on the computer right now!

#2990

99

Feb. 24, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//To Ashu Pham: You know what you supposed to be doing? Ashu: Yes, I'm just trying to find out what I did wrong. Pham: You always do everything wrong.

#2989

79

Feb. 24, 2011, 7:16 p.m.

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Pham: Hyper without the high. It low. (To Ashu) Low like you. Ashu: ??? Pham: He didn't get it. Ashu: No, I get it. Pham: He still doesn't get it.

#2988

1616

Feb. 24, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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//people are taking the comp sci quiz, and a student is turning in the quiz Piper: Did you do the back? //everyone flips the paper over immediately Piper: (laughs)

#2987

66

Feb. 24, 2011, 6:17 p.m.

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//Discussing countdowns in TV Studio Taylor: Okay, so there's 15 seconds left, the floor manager's counting down, and at 10 seconds the hands go UP! *everyone raises hands above head* Class: ...AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY- Taylor: NO!!!

#2986

1515

Feb. 24, 2011, 5:49 p.m.

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//after being questioned about drinking three bottles of water at lunch Jeremy: Urination is a lot more fun than dehydration.

#2984

1818

Feb. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Pham: I have student, he take chemistry with me three semester. He break something every class. Every class he come in, he break something! You know what he now? He surgeon! I tell him don't become doctor, you might kill someone, so he become surgeon just to tick me off. In the emergency room!

#2983

55

Feb. 24, 2011, 10:15 a.m.

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Pham: You know Mr. Bunday? The old man with a beer?

#2982

2325

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: Who else want to see me or see Lori? By the way, Lori better looking than me. She cuter. And remember, Shirley good-looking guy too.