#2901

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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//During CAP NSL Someone's phone: PLEASE SAY A COMMAND. Freeman: ...Someone's stomach is very outspoken today. *resumes teaching*

#2900

66

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.

#2899

1616

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Richard: My schedule form is messy. Counselor: Would you like another one? Richard: YEA BOII--I mean, yes ma'am.

#2898

1010

Feb. 9, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see.  First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it.  Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.

#2896

2323

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*

#2895

-711

Feb. 9, 2011, 5 p.m.

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Student1: There are people with black skin, people with white skin, yellow skin, brown skin, and pink skin. Then you have those few with PURPLE skin Girl With purple skin: HEY!!!

#2894

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 2:58 p.m.

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//on the beltway Student 1 (looking out window): Look, that kid's screaming! Student 2 (without looking up): He probably didn't make the AMC 10. //kid is about 18 months old

#2893

33

Feb. 9, 2011, 9:29 a.m.

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Bob: Oh sorry, I ran around the door to unlock it, but it was locked.

#2892

22

Feb. 9, 2011, 8:08 a.m.

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//discussing Mexican free trade agreements with Asian countries Swaney: Cancun! Spring break! Chinese gone wild!

#2891

610

Feb. 9, 2011, 5:06 a.m.

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//Student 1 is testing Student 2 on capitals of countries Student 1: What is the capital of Switzerland? Student 2: I don't know Student 1: BURN!!!!