#2869

57

Feb. 3, 2011, 9:03 a.m.

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//during inflow pledge of allegiance P.A.: ...with liberty and justice for all. Swaney: Except Egypt.

#2868

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 9:24 p.m.

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//student asks why human lungs intake oxygen and let out carbon dioxide when Shirley walks in Pham: ...do you understand why you pull bag over head you die now? Shirley: (bewildered) ...??

#2866

1010

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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//Indoor track is warming up in the main hallway of the third floor, and a random magnet kid walks by. Magnet Student: I guess this isn't robotics club...

#2865

11

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:32 p.m.

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Pham: Do you have Splenda at home? Student: No... Pham: That why magnets so fat!

#2864

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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//Schafer finishes demonstrating a Van de Graff Generator Schafer: Can you get the lights please? //Hammond turns on the lights Schafer: So now we're going to quickly rush through - //Power surge occurs Schafer: Well that about ruins my plans for today. Hammond: But I can safely say it wasn't me.

#2863

1212

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:05 p.m.

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Pham: When you breathe in simple oxygen, what happens? You die! When you breathe in ozone, what happens? Class: You die! Pham: NO! Well, eventually.

#2862

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#2861

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:02 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when scale become negative? You tear it! Ashu: You mean tear it? *makes paper tearing gestures* Pham: NO! You don't rip up scale and throw it in trash can!

#2860

55

Feb. 2, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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Pham: Sixteen times one equal ABOUT SIXTEEN!

#2859

88

Feb. 2, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Prange: She has this memory as a little kid of grandma going apeshit over french fries.