#2824

1212

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2823

2022

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#2822

1113

Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

#2821

1921

Jan. 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, did you get a hair cut? Schafer: No. (pause) I got them ALL cut.

#2820

1622

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#2819

46

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4. Class: WHHAATT??!??! Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!

#2818

1418

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended. Giles: Umm… (The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework) Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.

#2817

-17

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Giles (referring to person riding a Ferris wheel on the board): He’s high, he’s low, he’s high, he’s low, it’s a sine graph! Ashu: Ha-ha, he’s high! Giles (sarcastically): Hilarious.

#2816

414

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#2815

44

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:03 p.m.

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Giles: We need a symbol to show that this cosine graph repeats itself. Jay: How about a dead fish? Giles: A dead fish? What? I am NOT drawing a dead fish on the end of this graph.