#2380

2020

Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Stein: Canceling stuff out is like porn for math teachers!!

#2379

55

Oct. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (in an extremely suggestive voice): Strip 'em, baby!

#2378

1010

Oct. 19, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Mr. Stephens: God created DNA! (See note)

#2377

26

Oct. 19, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Richard: It's one half mL squared, mothafucka'!

#2376

99

Oct. 19, 2010, 3:36 p.m.

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Rachel: Can I go to the bathroom? Roth: I know you can, I've seen you do it.

#2375

88

Oct. 19, 2010, 3:35 p.m.

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Roth: I have to sneeze. //Goes in the hall and sneezes very loudly Roth: I'm derivative. I mean, I'm delirious. I mean, I'm allergic to derivatives.

#2374

1010

Oct. 19, 2010, 12:51 p.m.

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Whitacre: So think of someone you'd like to have sex with. Student: DUCKS! //laughter etc Whitacre: See that'd be the perfect job for you: a petting zoo!

#2373

1519

Oct. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy

#2371

1012

Oct. 18, 2010, 4:24 p.m.

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Templin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.

#2370

22

Oct. 18, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert: Abby, are you worried about me seducing your boyfriend when you are gone? Abby: If you can manage it... Alice: Then more power to you.