#2317

57

Oct. 7, 2010, 8:42 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: STRIP THE FLAGS! AWW YEAH, STRIP THOSE FLAGS. /*Ms. Roberts is sadly underrepresented in blairbash compared to the wonderful number of quotes that she says that sound awful out of context. Well, and in context. This is a pretty good example of what she says during Marching Band. Son. */

#2316

55

Oct. 7, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Tycho Brahe was the best astronomer with a metal nose.

#2315

1616

Oct. 7, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Pham (looking amazed): Wow! We have a lot of nerdy in here!

#2314

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Oct. 7, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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Swaney: William [from William & Mary] is kinda ugly, isn't he? He looks like ... TORI SPELLING.

#2313

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Oct. 7, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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//in Robotics Club Instructor: Okay, today we are going to strip wires. Always be sure to use the right stripper. We have several types of strippers. The ones we have at Blair are mostly Chinese strippers, but we also have the standard type. The Chinese strippers are usually more durable and we use them more often. The standard ones are less preferable, but you may find them better. //class giggles loudly

#2312

99

Oct. 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//In math help Mufasa: Infinite Descent? Jason: Infinite Descent! Mufasa: Infinite Descent! Jason: PROVED! Marcus: Oh good, you guys proved something, you guys should have a party.

#2311

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Oct. 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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// proving some USAMO problem Jason: AHHH Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Jason: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!!

#2310

1010

Oct. 7, 2010, 12:28 p.m.

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Ting Chen: Has anyone sanded their hand off on the belt sander? Templin: Ting, if you're going to ask stupid questions, go stand outside. Templin looks at class: You could be outstanding! HAR HAR HAR

#2309

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Oct. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Brighten up! It'll only get worse.

#2308

77

Oct. 6, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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// Whitacre looks over a student's shoulder at her desk and sees a paper advertising "Help the Homeless..." Whitacre: Help the homeless?! Screw the homeless!!! In our culture that's another way of saying "useless", because if you don't have a home, your family kicked you out because you weren't any good. Student: But that's mean! Whitacre: Oh, if you ever become homeless, I'll treat you a little nice. *symbolically picks up his hand* I'll say, "Yeah, I remember this hand", not that you did any writing with it.