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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about answers to a freshman safety test found lying around Senior: Yeah, I kinda broke half of these safety things during my SRP. Templin: Well, then I really shouldn't let you use anything in this room. Senior: It's not like my mentor followed them either! Templin: Then he shouldn't be allowed to use anything in this room.

#2306

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m.

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Swaney: Industry, we're talking about hard things, making those goods for export. Things like tools, equipment, steel, guns... Jed (under breath): ...germs. //if you've taken AP World, this should be positively uproarious

#2305

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//discussing in-text citations Stelzner: It's so easy, I can't believe you never learned this! //Stelzner writes an example on the board Students: No! No! That's wrong! That's not what they taught us! Stelzner: Really? Huh, maybe I've been doing it wrong forever. Student: But you're an English teacher! Stelzner: Dude, grammar is not my strong suit.

#2304

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#2303

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.

#2302

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:55 p.m.

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//reviewing the answers to the all-important SAFETY TEST Pham: "You are allowed to enter the chemical preparation and storage area any time you need to get an item." Class, in unison: False. Pham: Okay, this one is false on the paper, but you guys have to do it anyway.

#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#2300

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:51 p.m.

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//describing a time that [a certain teacher] thought he was having a heart attack Pham: This during class, he feel lighthead and half of his body feel numb. One of his student walk to nurse, you know what happen to nurse? She close door at 1:00 and she left!

#2299

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//passing back essays Stelzner: Please read my comments, it took me a friggin' forever to grade these.

#2298

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Pham: I put the TV in the bathroom and my wife screaming at me make me move it. But I just walk in and watch news and thing like that.