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#2122

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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: So you can't go faster than the speed of light? Schafer: Not without dilithium crystals and a warp core.

#2121

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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: Taking a derivative is like having a baby.

#2120

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Sept. 16, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//Anderson is handing out articles by Barbara Ascher Student: You gave me Pater. Anderson: Oh... that sounds like an STD.

#2119

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Sept. 16, 2010, 7:20 p.m.

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Pham: What are you doing? Gibi: I'm not doing anything! Pham: That's a problem!

#2117

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Sept. 16, 2010, 9:51 a.m.

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Fillman: So, let's talk about showering.

#2116

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:34 p.m.

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Kaluta: Let me tell you how to understand thread notes: you're gonna find the wrong screw, and the wrong nut, and it's gonna be wrong.

#2115

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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//Talking about James Watt Abby: He killed a lot of horses and took the average.

#2114

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10:31 p.m.

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//Talking about the torch on the statue of liberty Kaluta: And it was made by a French guy named...? Vikash: Croissant!

#2113

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up? Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering! (Laughter.) Mr. Pham: No! Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy! (Uproarious laughter.)

Another one of Pham's supposedly-relevant hypothetical situations, this time in Mod Sim. I believe the moral was that if you add really big floating point numbers to really small floating point numbers on a computer, there may not be enough significant digits for the small number to even register.

million, waychoff, gibi, pham, dollar

#2110

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:31 p.m.

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//Assigning presentation topics on the first day of Comparative Government: Mr. Swaney: Mexican Political Institutions, that's an easy one; we shouldn't do that one. Perhaps you could give us some political institutions of the drug cartels!