#1946

55

May 23, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: I love hiking! I would love to go hiking with you! Class: Er... What? Ms. Gross: Actually I hate doing things I enjoy with you guys. It ruins it.

#1945

4852

May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#1944

1919

May 23, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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// after prom Tyler: I don't think I have grinded on Rachel that much in my entire life. Gibi: Yeah, me neither. Theresa: Yup, same here.

#1943

1113

May 23, 2010, 2 p.m.

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Freshman: Who cares about fish? No one cares about fish. Theresa: *slaps him across the face with squeaky rubber salmon* Freshman: Okay, that was epic!

#1940

44

May 19, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

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Giles: You'll notice [something]... Student: Hey! I didn't notice that! Giles: Well, I'm speeding up the noticing process

#1939

-11

May 19, 2010, 10:03 p.m.

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Nils: If you can't see it, you probably know what it says.

#1938

99

May 19, 2010, 7:36 p.m.

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//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.

#1937

2224

May 19, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Rose: This is my second cousin.... she's a professional slut.

#1935

1216

May 18, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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Richard: There's this place that sells crabs. The deluxe kind are guaranteed not to go away for two weeks! Lizzy: How exciting, Richard Xixi: You know, most people get crabs from public restrooms. Lizzy: OH! I thought you were talking about the kind you eat! Henok: Well, you could eat them...

#1934

2628

May 18, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Eric Van Albert: It's definitely a girl. I'm not riding a guy.