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#798
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⚐ ReportRavilious: Put that away! How many times do I have to say it? Student: Ok, ok... Ravilious: If you guys don't stop, I'm going to start texting during class!
#797
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⚐ Report//Contreras is lying across a desk Kaluta's Substitute: Are you sure you're gonna make it? You don't look too good... Contreras: Nah, I'm just tired. Sub: I hope it's just from exercise and not a virus...
#796
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⚐ ReportMr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?
#795
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⚐ Report//In the middle of class, when we were talking about optimal paths Pham: So you go for hike in Rocky Mountain, and you think you fine. Then you hit wood, and you see only tree! You look back, more tree! You look around, nothing but tree! And then you realize that you lost in middle of wood!
#794
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen in the back, let's have more econ work and less talkin' about sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
#793
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⚐ ReportHinkle: You go, "ohmygod I really like that marijuana from California! I'm gonna ship some in."
#792
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⚐ Report//discussing economic theories Hinkle: So what's the conventional view? Do -- do nothin'! Have a good time, baby.
#789
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⚐ Report//at GWU math competition Organizer: The final round will be at 3:15, so we should be starting in about *looks at watch* 10 minutes... *fire alarm goes off; lady runs out of a back room* Lady: It's not a drill! Organizer: ...or maybe not.