#1745

55

April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!

#1743

1010

March 28, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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//Someone was playing really good music in the senior court yard while we were taking a formative Simel: If they weren't so good I would have to tell them to stop // Simel then goes over to the window and yells out it Simel: Hey guys, I was just telling my students that if you weren't so good we would have to yell at you b/c they're taking a test, but your really good. Could you play something softer though, I don't mean quite, but ya know like concentrating music

#1742

77

March 28, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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//at crew Elliot: Holy shit, theres a HUGE boat headed our way! Contreras: wow, can we we weigh 'nuff and look? Elliot: Yea sure. All 4, weigh nuff! //Everyone turns around to look. //A little pleasure craft strolls by. Everyone: What?!

#1741

55

March 26, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Ian O.: "You could crack two eggs with one stone."

#1740

66

March 26, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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//Talking about how much of the robot is available for use Daniel R: I'm Jewish with some Chinese, I have to haggle for it! Shaya: Wait, who makes more? Daniel: I'd say that Jews make more than Chinese. Shaya: But China makes more than the Jews!

#1739

297331

March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

#1738

06

March 26, 2010, 8:43 a.m.

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Sebi: What? Dr. Simel is outside? //Opens Window Sebi: HEY DOC!!!!!

#1737

-410

March 26, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Jack: No, Erin, shutup. No one likes you...except for the people that like you.

#1736

99

March 26, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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Reckson: You know what they say--don't make war, make awkward sexual advances! Diana: Keep this up and I will turn *you* into a war zone.

#1734

2327

March 26, 2010, 12:21 a.m.

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Rose: Ok, so there's the point (A,B). It can be represented by ai plus...*awkward pause*...bj.