#1602

1212

March 6, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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// Rose trips on several backpacks Rose: Trying to kill me, huh? Student: How did you know? Rose: It's alright. It's alright.

#1601

911

March 5, 2010, 8:51 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this daughter. Actually, I have two daughters. Actually, I have three daughters. No wait, one's a son.

#1600

1111

March 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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Stein: So, I have this wife. My first wife. Actually, I've only had one wife.

#1599

66

March 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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Amir: So, say I marry a hermaphrodite and we want to have kids... Balla: It's called adoption.

#1590

1010

March 5, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Student: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!

#1589

48

March 4, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Claire: No, he's definitely Norwegian. Mufasa: Wait... wheres Norwegia?

#1588

55

March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.

#1587

77

March 3, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: We are now going to do what many of you like the least about English, some real serious hardcore BS-ing.

#1586

2729

March 3, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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Schafer: He's also the person who said there's no room for sarcasm in your classroom... I said I need a bigger classroom!

#1585

33

March 3, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: I love the obituaries. You can learn a lot by obituaries.