#1502

46

Feb. 17, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: My wife's friend's something something something does work on bridges, and he takes a lot of pictures. SO I get one that is actually useful every once in a while, like this one! (points to picture on Promethean board) Nilay: Also, that picture was in the textbook. Schafer: Oh. (pause) Well, a different picture.

#1501

911

Feb. 17, 2010, 6:33 a.m.

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//Contreras is helping a student with math Student: Why are you trying to be creative with it? Can't you just do it the good ol' fashioned way? Contreras: That's what she said! Student: (punches Contreras) Contreras: Ow! What the hell, man?! Student: That's what she said!

#1500

02

Feb. 16, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Schafer: There's actually a closet in my house where after a shower you can go hear the pipes settle. Vishnu: Can we visit, Mr. Schafer? Schafer: No, the dog would eat you. Though, Jeechee could bring his dog. Both of ours are like (holds out arms) this big. (looking around) Oh, wait, he's not in this class. (various students now claim their dogs could beat his up)

#1499

44

Feb. 16, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.

#1498

55

Feb. 16, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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//Going over a Thermo Quiz Schafer: Guys, while I DID want you to compare scales, I wasn't looking for you to say which ones sucked or are useless. Even though we all agree it's Fahrenheit. Though, we do live in a country full of (quietly) idiots (out loud) people who use it.

#1497

1515

Feb. 15, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Pham: What you do if you absent? Evan: You call a friend. Pham: A friend?! My friend, if you in the magnet you only have a friend, you in big trouble my friend. You come to me I get you some friend.

#1496

44

Feb. 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Neel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].

#1495

2224

Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!

#1494

13

Feb. 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.

#1493

1111

Feb. 12, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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//Stein holds up the z-score table Stein (with exaggerated voice waver): ChaAaAaArt!