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#1389
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⚐ Report//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?
#1388
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⚐ Report//Whitacre is talking to Wiz in the media center Jacob: Mr. Whitacre! Are you getting involved with technology? Because I see you talking to Ms. Wiz. Whitacre: No, I'm keeping my distance. *steps back* I don't know anything, so I'm going to the best. I'm like George Washington: I don't have any talent, but I know it when I see it.
#1387
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⚐ ReportMrs. Cannon: I forget what your other first name is. Shirley: Andrew. Mrs. Cannon: Right!
#1386
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⚐ ReportPeter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.
#1385
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⚐ ReportMs. Gibboney: So, juxtaposition. It's sort of like how they do in those horror movies where there's something really sweet and innocent before the killer comes in and kills everybody. Something really sweet. Like two kids losing their virginity!
#1384
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⚐ ReportJacob: Look, the emergency stop button's covered up. Wiz: We pressed it, once. When I first got here, Mr. Osmond was still here. For a long time, the button didn't work. One day, he was showing me how it didn't work, and all the phone calls in the building got cut off. Of course, we knew nothing about it. *winks*
#1383
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⚐ ReportJacob: Why do you have kids call you Mr. Verrock? Verrock: Because when you do the first name thing, it makes them think I'm their buddy. And then they get all upset when I tell them, "This sucks." "But we're pals!" "You're still gonna fail."
#1382
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⚐ ReportVerrock: We're trying a "starving artists" approach. Find something that would otherwise be thrown away, and make art out of it. [...] Some turned out really well, and some are in that big plastic bag, right back where they came from.
#1381
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⚐ Report//Duval visits RD to talk about SRP Duval: Who has a mentor already? //nobody raises their hand at first, but then Contreras suddenly raises his Duval: I'm shocked. How does Captain Procrastinator have this done already?
#1379
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⚐ Report//A student takes out his camera, intending on taking a picture. The flash was on, accidentally, and the whole class notices. Loomis: Oh, there must be lightning outside!