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#1348
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I'm thinking of one more word. It starts with "fun" and ends with "mental." There's a "duh" in the middle.
#1347
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⚐ Report//During the exam Whitacre: Okay, so the short answer questions and the essay prompt are gonna be up for 15 minutes, so write 'em down! Then the visual will be up for the rest of the period. //a half hour after taking the questions down Student: What were the questions? Whitacre: I TOLD YOU TO WRITE 'EM DOWN! I should fail you right now!
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⚐ ReportSimel: So class, I learned something today. Students: What? Simel: I learned that pot sticks to you when it's cold. Don't smoke in the cold! I can tell, because we have a little CAP stoner in this room. I could have gotten high just walking in here.
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⚐ ReportRyan W: Google and China are fighting a secret war. In 5 years, only one of them's still going to be around.
#1344
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⚐ ReportDonaldson: What are you going to do if someone from 5th or 7th period asks you about the exam? Class: Say it was interesting Donaldson: No, you say, "Mr. Donaldson told us to tell you it was interesting" //proceeds to enact scenario
#1343
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⚐ Report//student raises hand Rose: Is this a math question or a bear question? Student: Math question. Rose: Okay. What is it? Student: Why would bears actually follow a sinusoidal curve? Rose: That's a bear question.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: [Aristocrats running a city] would be as bad as me running a hospice! I'd just run around unplugging things!
#1341
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⚐ Report//on an MCPS computer Ryan: They blocked 4chan but not the other 4chan. Stephen: They blocked blogs... [long list] Ryan: Yes, they blocked 4chan the blog, but not 4chan the porn site. I don't know how Daniel knew this...
#1339
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Yesterday, I said something in my world history class about growing stuff -- next thing I know, six or seven kids are asking how I know that they're growing stuff in the backyard... oh, they live in Takoma Park! Darn.