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#1318
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⚐ Report//complaining to Ms. Sisken about Dr. Smith Ms. Glick: This is absurd! Imagine if every teacher did this! I'm going to write a note to Dr. Smith.
#1317
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⚐ ReportLists of things Lisa says in cell physiology to Raina: 1) You sick mountain animal!!! 2) Hester!!! You turn me on! 3) Stop looking at my voluptuous rod-shaped wax gourd juice bottle! 4) Fffffffffffuck da wife (from Cuckoo's Nest) 5) MR. PHAM EATS MONKEY BRAINS??????
#1316
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⚐ Report//a discussion that started with chapter 2 of the AP World book has digressed to the origins of the words 'epigraphy' and 'cretin', and further digressed to planet names Ravilious: I believe that a majority of the planets were named after Roman deities. Alex: I think Uranus is Greek. *uncontrolled laughter ensues* Ravilious: ...we're moving on now.
#1315
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: You need to be having algebra skill! ...Right Alex? Briese: Yeah, but you need arithmetic skills (holds up test on which Mr. Pham has incorrectly summed the total number of correct points) Mr Pham: (pauses for 10 seconds) Yahh!
#1314
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⚐ ReportPham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.
#1312
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⚐ Report//Mr. Pham is attempting to justify his assertion that most students should take economics Pham: Why stock market go crash? Because company have to pay for the expense. Guys, they got to deal wid it!
#1310
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⚐ Report//talking about when the papacy was "moved" to france Whitacre: So the French king shows up, and he's like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" And the pope's just like "Uh, ugh, agh!" cuz he's having a heart attack! Then they moved to France, Italy said "No no, you're wrong!" and put up they're own pope. For a while, the two papacies were just like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Then that French guy died and things went back to normal. Boring ending, huh?
#1307
2020
⚐ ReportYordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*
#1306
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⚐ ReportRose: and what is an example of a ternary predicate? How about gifts: the giver, the person who gets, and the object given? Stein [just walking into room]: you know what i hate? those email cards. I mean if you want to give a card, go and buy one. Emailing is just too easy. Rose: yeah, so thats ternary predicates.