#884

22

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:10 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: We just lost 4 minutes of our lives that we will never get back ever again.

#883

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:46 p.m.

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Ms. Cullen: You're going to have to start talking to strangers because they have the best candy.

#882

66

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:34 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: If I tried to make a salad, I would burn it.

#881

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:04 p.m.

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Whitacre: See, I give reassessments, but I don't believe in them. I think they make you weak!

#880

33

Nov. 18, 2009, 6:03 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the retake or make-up or whatever is an essay. Student: What if we're taking it for the first time? Whitacre: IT'S AN ESSAY! Student: What if we do bad and need to take it again? Whitacre: Sure, I'll give you another essay! I'll give you essays until you cry!

#878

99

Nov. 18, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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//Giving Donaldson grades for hw and trivia Samir: 10+10+ Henok: That's a syntax error!

#877

22

Nov. 18, 2009, 5:19 p.m.

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Why can't you all hate each other? I want you all to hate each other.

#875

4559

Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock

#874

88

Nov. 18, 2009, 2:01 p.m.

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//In quantum, looking at Area51 on googlemaps Richard: The underground entrance to the thing is somewhere around here... Alex C: Near the end of the runway, perhaps...? Alex Belov: Huh, try streetview!

#873

15

Nov. 18, 2009, 1:02 p.m.

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Schafer: "Nilay, what's the stopwatch do?" Nilay: "It measures time!"